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octotascha: gropingkiwi: An orgasm is an orgasm No matter how big, or small. An orgasm is an orgasm No matter how short, or tall. An orgasm is an orgasm No matter weights, and measures. An orgasm is an orgasm With all its fantasies, and pleasures. But some orgasms are better than others. :p Orgasms make any day better

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Does anyone else remember this? →

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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what-is-this-i-dont-even: I did not expect any of the things that just happened.

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binge binge binge.

That is all i seem to do here lately

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I sat outside wondering what to do about myself. I sat painting my nails while the kids watched tv and just enjoyed the wind. Although I cant fully enjoy trying to relax due to never being alone…..it was somewhat nice. I dont want to be in a house all day….I want to get out. I want to work. I want to work out. I want to feel as if im making myself a better person. That um not just...

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